Einherjar Wing III!

Well wow, I am BUZZING right now! Nova just attempted our first ever Wing III run and cleared all mobs and got the Boss down to 9% before he managed to split into dogs and we timed out :)

Yes, I’m celebrating losing… because for our first run there it was awesome! I realise now, that with a bit of luck and learning how to handle the Bosses we might actually get a Wing III win, and through to Odin…

Wasn’t a bad consolation prize to get a Buccaneer’s Belt for my COR either ;)

Buccaneer's Belt

Buccaneer's Belt

YAY!

Rage! Expansion scenarios and stupid questions!

I have had one hell of a week, and so today I completely crashed and avoided all removal stresses. I’m moving next week and starting a new job, all of which is cool but incredibly stressful. So this has meant, a lot of rushing around in the real world and even though I stayed up until crazy o’clock on Mon night, generally less game time. Certainly less game tolerance.

The Shantotto expansion has officially irritated the crap out of me so far… even though I was the one who started the thread on Blue Gart here (and attempted to keep it somewhat up to date). Eventually though, the frustrations I encountered, slowed my progress so much, everyone else ended up going ahead of me. Lots of people made the effort to say thank you for the work on the thread, which was really nice and much appreciated.

As I’ve encountered the next mission, I’ve filled in missing info where poss but it’s been slow.

Rants

Who in their right minds decided not only could the components (which you synth) break, but the final kit which you have no choice but to synth yourself, could break?  Ok, I get that the individual components might go boom, but was it necessary when you impose the synth on everyone, to make that go boom too?  Hours of fucking farming down the pan? {Good Job!}

And who in their right mind ever puts another freaking event inside Ordelle’s Caves? The zone with the most fucked up staircases in the game? You have no idea how much I fucking hate that zone… and how much of a pain the butt doing my RSE was… let alone claiming bats…

Oh yeah and when it gets to the point where someone is using a claim bot to grab crawlers, you have to walk away. This one at least is only short term, already the zones are a lot quieter because the initial frenzy has worn off.

But I head out to Norg, ready for my pankration instructions. Right, so you’re still not getting the hint SE, PEOPLE DON’T LIKE PANKRATION BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT TO IT! Yes, I was fond of my pet buffalo for a few weeks and I even got a comedy hat. But frankly when the ZNMs were introduced and I had to do it a lot, I lost the will to live. Just don’t!

So now, let’s progress to the NMs you need to farm in Ro’Maeve and Zitah…

Having mobs depop on me because as SMN I can’t kill them fast.. not much fun. Having to kill that fucking pot over and over and over until the bloody key item dropped whilst competing with hordes of rude JP players… no fun!

I met a fantastic JP MNK/DNC in Gustav who I duoed with… but in Ro’Maeve… woah were people getting way too serious.

So yea – I’m happy right now about the new expansion. OK, ok so some of this is ‘move rage’ but seriously, it’s been pretty shitty. If you’re not going to write a decent story, just let me buy the fucking pants.

Questions

I’ve also decided that there is some number which everyone subconsciously attributes to other people in the shell to do with asking questions.

It’s based on

  • How many questions do they ask?
  • How many of those questions would it take them 2 mins to wiki?
  • How many of those questions do they have even half a clue about?
  • How many times does the person asking, answer questions?
  • Are the questions sensible?
  • How many times has that question been asked and answered by other members of the shell, in front of the person now asking it (who was obviously not afk)?
  • Does the person asking the question ever get of their backside and work things out for themselves?
  • How many questions have been asked by everyone recently…

So when a question is asked, then everyone makes a choice as to whether a) to answer b) to answer sensibly c) to tell them to look it up  d) to ignore it cos the person asking is a lazy fucker or e) ignore them because they’re a lazy fucker

Not that you understand that people are idiots or anything.

Maybe I need Prozac until I’ve moved >.>

More pics from Shantotto Ascension

The Shantotto Ascension – initial images

I will update this as I progress but madly running around trying to get items – initial screen shots!

Einherjar Progress – /welcome Wing III

Sometimes, I am so damn proud of my shell. Today was definitely one of those times. Einherjar has been tough on us, taken us a long time to settle into a good working pattern. We’ve fought tooth and nail to find a decent setup and to get through Wing 1 and now Wing II.

Our latest win

I always said we needed BRDs and not so many BLMs, and I proved to be right. We’re lucky if we take 3 BLMs each run now.

The setup that works for us is, 4-5 parties with WHM, RDM, BRD and 3 melee. We have 2 RDM/DRK, try and have a DRG in each alliance and always have 2-3 BLM. We have one nominated tank for each alliance. We can now easily win Wing 2 with 28. Which is a long, long way from where we were. We often have 30 and people are getting excited.

We had slimes/hecteyes in the first wave, imps in the second and a squishy flayer Boss to make up for the Slimes :)

I know that Wing III is yet another step up and that no doubt we’ll go through some kind of learning curve again, with the Bosses but I’m hoping we’ll get there in the end. I would be pretty ecstatic if we made it through to Odin as as group. Going once a week means our progress is slow but I’m looking forward to learning about Wing III :)

Hilarious, the worst of FFXI Endgame in one video?

I’m sure many peeps have seen this before, but I hadn’t and it amused me far too much…

Just another subjob…

Well that was unexpected…  Did a couple of ENMs (nada) and didn’t feel like hitting the sack. Ended up duoing with the Carebear of War aka Sugarbear in Yuhtunga Jungle as a 34 WAR with a 34 SAM.  I think I held up my end fairly respectably, although the Bear is a thug… I managed to pull off a few 400+ Sturmwinds. Xp seemed to fly in, Sugar was /DNC and I had Mitch pl us on RDM/WHM. Which just meant zero downtime. In fact between /DNC and the chests it was barely necessary.

Eld dings 37 WAR

Warrior sub complete!

I was starting to fall asleep when we realised both of us were less than 2k to 37! Probably the easiest and most laidback 34-37 I’ve done in my recent levelling of subs. Now I have no excuse, I have NIN, WAR, DNC and RDM ready for PLD. I have DNC and WAR set for my COR.

I have to say, my linkshell is full of perverts. Especially Uneac. Late night conversation is often ‘colourful’ – that’s why we’re 18+ but boy does his imagination run overtime… and he just loves to plant images in other people’s heads :)

Still, fun evening with no stress and a lot of laughter… just what the doctor ordered before a house move.

Unwritten Rules in Dynamis

What are the unwritten rules about Dynamis? Here are some of mine…

1) Never force people to bring jobs they hate. Ask nicely if you’re desperate but honestly if they hate it, they’ll be shit. At least if you only ask once in a blue moon, they know you’re trying not to land them in it and will usually change happily if it’s really needed. Oh and if you ask someone to change, make it a different person from last week…

2) Never placate whiners. Don’t let people who are moaning they didn’t get the drop in a lot have any sympathy unless they are the world’s crappest lotters and have missed out 55 times. I don’t mean be mean, but if your system is fair, their armour will drop. Whining should never = you letting them have their way

3) Never spam the same zone over and over. At least for us, who don’t upgrade. Allow people a chance to complete sets and see new shiny stuff. Hell even windy has its attractions. Remember sets are important to people

4) Make your rules system fair and make sure everyone can see their points/results. So it’s their fault if they didn’t realise that x has overtaken them and so they can bring up discrepancies with you. If they haven’t bothered to check it out, well it’s their own stupid – and they usually know it.

5)Treat your main pullers well. Seriously. You’re going nowhere without decent Thieves. Same goes for the guys on the frontline who die every week

6) Be careful about banter between the front and back lines, the frontline on the whole loses far more xp than the back, and peeps can get super pissy if the melee are ripping into the mages

7) Repeat important instructions 2-3 times in ls chat

8) Allow everyone a few minutes to pee after the boss

9) Don’t yell when half the shell leaves after the Boss one week, if they’ve had enough, they’ve had enough. Make do with the rest or end the run.

10) Try to suppress the urge to kill people. Yes, they should have silenced those scorpions… no that Astral flow should not have gotten off… yes that NIN shoulda pulled the BST before the pet… yes, that entire gate linked, no that big link should not have made its way back to the melee…Yah cs should have gone off before it did.

I’m pretty good with most of these except #10. Seriously, I could kill people some weeks, be glad they’re not in physical range >.>

Salvage update

Right, so this week has seen Sore (who is a complete Salvage beast) complete his Morrigan’s Slops and Mart complete his Usukane Somen :) Sore had 2 pieces from his old group and Mart just had the 15. So last night we did SSR and ZR boss and Mart literally picked up the 35 and the 25 one after the other….

Usu head

Mart's Usukane Somen

Meanwhile, no Marduk 25 feet for me yet, but we’ve seen a lot of ZR and SSR 25s this last few days… Here’s an update on my tat :) (aside from the Morrigan’s Cuffs I’ve just upgraded!)

Piece 15 25 35
Marduk Body O O
Marduk Feet O O
Marduk Hands O
Marduk Head O
Marduk Legs O O
Morrigan’s Feet O
Morrigan’s Legs O O
Skadi Feet O
Skadi Hands O
Skadi Legs O

 

Yay :)

So glad we took the time out to camp these :)

Noble Mold

and this :)

Vilma's Ring!

Grats Xan :) Happy to help you pimp your taru!

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